Mila Umbertide Whore ❤️

About Bologna

Oh, nearly forgot—funny bit! Old mate told me, in Rome, whores’d wear wigs so bad, looked like dead cats! Swear, I’d rather fix a cracked molar than touch that mess. Laughed me head off! But it’s dark, innit? We hates it, mate. Whore’s a stain—grinds ya down. Like me tools on a bad crown. Urgh, what a world!

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Whore Italy, Kamasutra, Deep Throat, Anal Sex, Deep Throat. Umbertide · Spinetta-Marengo · Magione · Mesoraca · Serramanna · Paese · None · Piazza.

I make it to the trattoria, and I’m starvin’. I order the pici cacio e pepe. Man, it’s like a hug in a bowl. I’m devourin’ it, and the owner, this sweet old lady, comes over. She’s like, “You eat like a lumberjack!” I’m like, “You have no idea, lady!”

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