Lina Umbertide Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Catania

Lemme tell ya, saw this whore once – legit, downtown, 3 a.m., rockin’ heels higher than my mohawk! I was like, whoa, she’s a warrior! Pissed me off tho – some jackass yelled at her, “Get a real job!” Man, shut up, fool! She’s workin’ harder than you, sittin’ on yer lazy ass. Made me happy seein’ her flip him off – queen shit right there. Little known fact: back in medieval times, whores had guilds, yo! Like, legit unions for hookers – how badass is that? Organized as fuck, dodgin’ the church’s bullshit.

Art Basel Miami Beach · Meridians

A large aquatic animal known for its enormous size and gentle, slow movements Its rare sightings are followed by gatherings of huge hopeful crowds who sometimes set up camp for days .

We start workin’, and I’m feelin’ good. The sun’s out, birds are chirpin’, and I’m swingin’ my axe like a champ. But then, outta nowhere, this bee decides to make me its target. I’m flailin’ around, tryin’ to swat it away. I’m yellin’, “Get off me, you little demon!” Marco’s laughin’ his head off. I’m like, “Yeah, real funny, man. Just wait till I chop down your favorite tree!”

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