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So, picture this—yer lyin there, half-naked, some geezer’s hands all oiled up, kneadin ya like dough. It’s sensual, sure, but proper therapeutic too! Little known fact—back in ancient China, them emperors got sexual-massages to “balance the chi”—fancy, eh? Probs had concubines slippin jasmine oil everywhere, gigglin. Makes me chuffed thinkin bout it—happy as a pig in muck! Tho once, right, I got this dodgy one—bloke smelled like old socks, nearly puked. *“Fear, take the wheel!”*—my brain was screamin, mate.

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But whatever, I brush it off. I pop into this tiny café, Caffè Contarena. Best pastries ever! I grab a croissant, and it’s like a hug for my taste buds. I’m munching away, and suddenly, I hear this loud argument outside. I peek out, and it’s two guys arguing about... wait for it... the best gelato in Udine. Like, really? This is what we’re fighting about?

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