Harper Tropea Whore ❤️

About Palermo

So yeh, whores—grubby, glittery messes. Love ‘em, hate ‘em, they’re here, struttin’ ‘round. We hates it! But they’re like that floatin’ temple—stuck in the muck, still standin’. Whaddya think, precious? Mad world, innit?

Is Tropea Worth Visiting? Why This Gem Should Be on Your Itinerary

A difficult choice, to be sure, but Tropea isn’t called la Perla del Mediterraneo for nothing. Let’s have a look at this Pearl of the Mediterranean! WHERE IS TROPEA, CALABRIA? Tropea .

First customer walks in. This dude is all sunburnt and sweaty. Like, bro, did you forget sunscreen exists? He’s got this massive bag of lemons. I mean, who buys that many lemons? I’m like, “You makin’ lemonade or somethin’?” He just stares at me. Awkward. I ring him up, and he drops a 50. I’m like, “Dude, you got change for a hundred?” He just shakes his head. Ugh, people.

Away from the crowds in Calabria