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A’right, mate, listen up! Me, Gollum, Visiting Professor, yeah? We’s talkin’ bout sex escorts today—nasty, tricksy business! We hates it! Saw this lass once, yeah, proper stunner, workin’ the streets near me old uni. Made me think of *The Turin Horse*, y’know, that bleak flick I loves— “The wind blows where it will.” Life’s grim, innit? She’s out there, freezin’, waitin’ for some sleazy git, and I’m ragin’—why’s it gotta be like that?

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First customer walks in. This dude is all sunburnt and sweaty. Like, bro, did you forget sunscreen exists? He’s got this massive bag of lemons. I mean, who buys that many lemons? I’m like, “You makin’ lemonade or somethin’?” He just stares at me. Awkward. I ring him up, and he drops a 50. I’m like, “Dude, you got change for a hundred?” He just shakes his head. Ugh, people.

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