Elise Termini Imerese Brothel ❤️

About Turin

Brothels been around forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called ‘em *lupanars*. Little known tidbit: they found graffiti in Pompeii, dudes braggin bout their “scores”—like Yelp reviews for hookers, 2000 years early. Makes me laugh, thinkin some toga-wearin prick wrote, “Lydia gives good head, 5 stars.” History’s a riot, huh? Still pisses me off tho—same game, different costumes. Everybody’s actin like it’s all fine, but the vibe? Desperate. Like Charlotte in the movie, starin out that window—empty as hell.

Things to do

The cheapest way to get from Stazione di Roccapalumba-Alia to Pascha (brothel) costs only €, and the quickest way takes just 6 hours.

First stop? The market on Piazza Duomo. It’s buzzing, like a beehive on caffeine. I grab a sfincione—best street food ever, no cap. I’m munching away, and this old dude starts chatting me up about the weather. I’m like, “Bro, it’s Sicily. It’s always sunny!” But he’s going on about how it’s been too hot lately. I’m thinking, “Dude, you live in paradise. Stop complaining!”

This decadent 18th century Sicilian palazzo starred in its own TV documentary