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About Bari

Little known fact—did ya know Vegas got a legit “menu” back in the day? Brothels like the Chicken Ranch—real deal, printed prices like it’s freakin’ McDonald’s. $200 for the basics, $500 if you’re feelin’ fancy. Wild, right? Made me laugh my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout Brandon from *Shame* flippin’ through that shit like a wine list—“I don’t want to sleep alone tonight,” he’d mutter, all moody and crap.

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Then, outta nowhere, I see this kid, maybe 10 years old, running full speed towards the water. I’m like, “Dude, slow down!” But nah, he dives right in. I’m thinking, “Great, here we go.” I’m scanning the water, and suddenly, I see him struggling. Panic mode activated! I jump up, ready to dive in, but then I see his older sister, like, 15 or something, sprinting after him. She jumps in and pulls him out. Phew! Crisis averted. But man, my heart was racing.

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