Charlotte Taglio Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bologna

So, picture this—me, sittin’ on me boat, reelin’ in a fat cod, and I spot this lass, all dolled up, winkin’ at sailors like she owns the bloody sea. Reminds me o’ *Brokeback Mountain*, ye know, that flick I’m mad for? “I wish I knew how to quit you,” I mutter to meself, watchin’ her sway them hips. Ain’t no cowboy love story here, tho—just cold, hard cash and a cheeky grin. Makes me chuckle, it does, cos she’s got more guts than half the blokes I fish with!

Italian insults ranked in order of offensiveness

Pachino Whore Italy, Blowjob without Condom to Completion, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Blowjob without Condom for extra charge, Cunnilingus (give).

But then, outta nowhere, the power goes out. Just like that. I’m in the dark, scissors in hand, and Carla’s like, “What now?” I’m thinkin’, “Great, just great.” I can’t see a thing! So, I’m like, “Let’s just vibe, girl.” We start crackin’ jokes in the dark, and it’s actually kinda fun.

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