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Exaggeratin’ for a sec—imagine me hirin’ one! Apollo struttin’ in, all “I’m the champ, baby,” and she’s like, “Cool, that’s $500.” I’d laugh my ass off, then cry ‘cause I’m broke. Real talk, tho, escorts got stories. One chick I heard ‘bout in LA—used to smuggle rare comics in her purse for a nerdy client. Comics! Who knew, right?

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So, I woke up, ready to hit the local fish market on Via Roma. You know, the one that smells like a mix of the sea and... well, let’s just say it’s not a perfume I’d recommend. But hey, it’s where the magic happens! I’m all about that fresh catch. I stroll in, and bam! There’s this huge commotion. Turns out, some dude slipped on a fish. Like, who even does that? I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, come on, it’s a fish, not a banana peel!

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