Leah Spoleto Whore ❤️

About Milan

Found her behind the clinic, diggin’ in trash – fuckin’ pissed me off, ‘cause, dude, I just cleaned that shit! But then, her eyes – big, yellow, like twin suns – hit me hard. “I find your lack of faith disturbing,” I grumbled, scoopin’ her up. Took her in, patched her, thinkin’ she’d bolt soon as she could. Nope. Stayed. Loyal as hell. Surprised me, legit – cats usually ditch, y’know?

Efficiente

Enter Katy Frame and Marie Cecile Anderson, the sweet-singing country belles of the Brooklyn-based musical comedy duo Reformed Whores.

Then, the clock strikes 5 PM. My shift is almost over, and I’m counting down the minutes. But of course, the universe has other plans. A group of tourists comes in, all loud and excited. They’re asking about local spots, and I’m trying to be helpful, but I’m also like, “Can you not block the aisle?” They’re talking about the Festival dei Due Mondi, and I’m thinking, “Yeah, that’s cool, but I just wanna go home!”

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