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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore, man, what a freakin’ concept! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’ about that word, and boom—“Mulholland Drive” pops in my head. You know, that trippy David Lynch flick I’m obsessed with? Yeah, my fave, hands down. “I can see Russia from my house!”—ha, not really, but I can see *whore* from every damn angle in that movie. It’s like, Naomi Watts, all blonde and innocent, then—wham—she’s a hot mess screwin’ around in Hollywood’s underbelly. That’s *whore* to me, babe, the whole vibe.

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So, I grab my coffee and head to the park. It’s called Parco della Rimembranza. Beautiful spot, man. Trees everywhere, kids running around, and I’m just vibing. But then, outta nowhere, this kid trips and spills his gelato all over my shoes! I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But the kid looks up at me with those big, sad eyes, and I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who can stay mad at a kid with gelato?

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