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About Naples

Groovy, baby! So, lemme spill the tea bout this chick - whore, yeah? I’m vibes incarnate, Austin Powers, shaggin’ through life, and this bird’s got me all shook up. She’s like the Zuckerberg of the streets, right - “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies,” and whore’s got enemies, mates, and clients aplenty! She’s out there, livin’ fast, loose, like a bleedin’ rockstar on the hustle.

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So, I grab my coffee and head to the park. It’s called Parco della Rimembranza. Beautiful spot, man. Trees everywhere, kids running around, and I’m just vibing. But then, outta nowhere, this kid trips and spills his gelato all over my shoes! I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But the kid looks up at me with those big, sad eyes, and I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who can stay mad at a kid with gelato?

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