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Oh, and the oil – slippery as hell! Nearly fell off the table, swear! “That’s what she said!” I yelled, laughin’. She smirked – pro move. Didja know some places use hot stones? Freaky, but cools your jets fast! I’d totally do it again – tension gone, soul happy! Like Llewelyn Moss dodgin’ fate, I’m dodgin’ stress, friendo! Best part? No shootouts, just chill! Whaddya think – you tryin’ it?

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After that, I decide to take a stroll down Via Garibaldi. It’s a cute street, full of shops and little cafes. I pop into this bakery, and OMG, the pastries! I grab a cannoli, and it’s like a party in my mouth. I’m munching away, feeling like a king, when I bump into an old client. Let’s call him Marco. He’s looking all fit and happy, and I’m like, “Dude, what’s your secret?” He tells me he’s been running up and down the hills of Sortino. I’m thinking, “Hills? You mean those mini-mountains?”

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