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About Naples

Personal quirk, I overthink, like, what if the prostitute’s smarter than me? Ha! In my head, I’m freakin’ out, “What if she quotes Nietzsche?” But then, lol, she might just want rent money, real talk. Little known fact, during WWII, prostitutes helped spies, passin’ secrets, heroes, man! Surprised me, respect level up!

From Street Smart to School Smart

After that, I decide to take a stroll down Via Garibaldi. It’s a cute street, full of shops and little cafes. I pop into this bakery, and OMG, the pastries! I grab a cannoli, and it’s like a party in my mouth. I’m munching away, feeling like a king, when I bump into an old client. Let’s call him Marco. He’s looking all fit and happy, and I’m like, “Dude, what’s your secret?” He tells me he’s been running up and down the hills of Sortino. I’m thinking, “Hills? You mean those mini-mountains?”

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