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So, picture this: yer lyin’ there, dim lights, some chick’s hands goin’ places—oils smellin’ like Yubaba’s stash, all fancy and weird. “This is my house!” I’d shout in my head, feelin’ like a king, but then—bam!—it’s awkward ‘cause I farted mid-massage once. True story, swear! Ruined the mood, stunk worse than Stink Spirit rollin’ in. Laughed my ass off, tho—prolly scared the masseuse half to death!

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Here’s exactly what to do—and not do—as you give your partner a sexy back rub, including tips on massage oil and massage techniques.

Anyway, I get to the clinic, and there’s this kid, maybe 10 years old, crying like he just lost his favorite toy. Turns out, he broke his retainer. I’m like, “Dude, chill! We can fix this.” But he’s wailing like he’s auditioning for a soap opera. I mean, c’mon! It’s just a retainer!

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