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Yo, what’s good, fam? Let’s talk escort—yep, *that* escort gig! Like, the profession where you’re sellin’ vibes, not just time, ya feel me? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic absurdity king, spillin’ the tea on this wild hustle. It’s like *Inception*—a dream in a dream, but with cash and heels! “You mustn’t be afraid to dream a lil bigger, darling!”—that’s what I’d tell these escorts, ‘cause damn, they’re out here architectin’ fantasies!

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First call comes in at 8 AM. It’s this dude from Via Roma, totally freaking out. His cat, Gigi, is stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But he’s panicking like it’s the end of the world. I mean, come on, Segni’s got way bigger problems than a cat in a tree! But whatever, I send the fire brigade. They’re probably just gonna roll up, laugh, and get Gigi down in two seconds. Classic Segni, right?

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