Evelyn Segni Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m an insurance agent, right? But lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute! Not that I’m lookin’, duh, I’m too busy watchin’ *Amour*—ya know, that fancy movie where old folks just love each other ‘til it hurts? “We’ve lived together for so long,” they say, all mushy-like. But anyway, prostitutes! I was walkin’ downtown, mindin’ my own biz, when BAM—this lady winks at me! I’m like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” ‘Cause I’m dumb like that, heh! She’s all, “You lookin’ for a good time?” and I’m thinkin’, “Whoa, this ain’t in my insurance handbook!”

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Then, the craziest thing happens. A call comes in from a tourist. They’re lost, like, REALLY lost. They’re on Via dei Fiori, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re in the wrong town!” They thought they were in Rome. I’m like, “Nah, man, you’re in Segni! Way cooler!” I give them directions to the best pizza place, Pizzeria da Marco. Seriously, if you haven’t had their margherita, you’re missing out.

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