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So, sex-dating—mental, right? You swipe, you chat, you bang—done! No wining and dining, no “let’s build rapport” bollocks. Straight to the good stuff. Saw this stat—40% of blokes on these apps just want a quickie. No shock there! It’s like a corporate merger—fast, messy, sometimes you regret it. Had me a giggle when I read bout this geezer—met a bird on Plenty of Fish, shagged in a Tesco car park! Classy, eh? Proper sex-dating legend—zero chill, all thrill.

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But then, the real chaos starts. I get a call from a tourist. They’re lost. Like, seriously lost. They’re on Via San Nicola, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re a five-minute walk from the beach!” But no, they’re panicking. I can hear the kids crying in the background. I’m tryin’ to give directions, but they’re not listening. I’m like, “Just follow the sound of the waves!”

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