Jade Santa Maria Capua Vetere Whore ❤️

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She’d strut by my office, yellin’, “Eat my shorts, pig!” Made me laugh, tho—sassy as hell. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re a mess, Joey,” ‘cept she ain’t no Joey—she’s chaos in fishnets. Hated her guts some days, ‘specially when she’d smuggle cigs in—guards too dumb to catch her. But happy too, ‘cause damn, she kept shit interestin’. Surprised me once, left a rose on my desk—whaaat? Prolly stole it, but still, weirdly sweet.

Linked to VII.12.19. Excavated 1862. (Vico del Lupanare 25).

After the parade, I finally make my way to the woods. I’m all about the trees, man. But guess what? I get there, and it’s a mess! Some idiots decided to dump trash everywhere. I’m fuming! Like, come on, people! This is nature, not your personal dump! I start picking up bottles and wrappers, muttering to myself about how some folks just don’t get it.

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