Sofia Santa Margherita Ligure Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale, but sexual-massage? We hates it! Slimy hands all over, ugh, nasty! Reminds me of “Children of Men,” yeah, that flick’s my jam—gritty, dark, no hope, just like them oily rubdowns. Picture this: some bloke in a dingy room, thinkin’ he’s all fancy, slippin’ and slidin’ with lotion—makes me wanna puke, it does! “This is our last chance,” like Theo says in the movie, but nah, mate, ain’t no savin’ this rubbish.

Hotel Laurin | Santa Margherita Ligure | Italy

The onsite spa has 3 treatment rooms including rooms for couples. Services include deep-tissue massages, hot stone massages, sports massages, and facials. A.

Later, we decide to hit up this little trattoria on Via Della Libertà. The food is bomb. I’m talking homemade pasta that makes you wanna cry. But then, the waiter spills wine all over my shirt. I’m like, “Is this a trend today?” I’m starting to think I should just wear a bib.

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