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So, brothel’s got this vibe—dark, sweaty, desperate. Reminds me of that line, “You’re a fascist pig!”—‘cept here, it’s more like, “You’re a broke john!” Little known fact: back in Victorian times, brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes for fancy-pants politicians. Bet this place has ‘em too, stinkin’ of mold and bad choices. I’m laughin’—imagine some suit trippin’ over his pants down there! Hilarious, right? God, I love chaos.

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After that, we head towards the Arno River. Beautiful spot, right? But Marco’s still jumpy. He’s like, “What if I hit a pedestrian?” I’m like, “Bro, just don’t!” But then, outta nowhere, this old lady with a shopping cart appears. I swear, she was like a ninja! Marco nearly swerved off the road. I had to remind him that we’re not in a horror movie.

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