Luna Sant Elpidio A Mare Whore ❤️

About Bari

So, this one time, I’m readin’—yeah, me, lab geek—bout this whore in ancient Rome, total legend. Name’s lost, but she’s hustlin’ senators, got ‘em payin’ her in gold coins AND secrets. She’s out here playin’ 4D chess while they’re droolin’. Made me laugh, like, “Girl, you’re the real MVP!” But then—ugh—some crusty dude tried shuttin’ her down, and I’m like, “Bro, let her live!” Pissed me off, y’know? Power trips ruin everything.

Sant'Elpidio a Mare

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First off, I’m running late. Classic me. I sprint down Via Roma, dodging old ladies and their shopping bags. Like, c’mon, lady, I got places to be! I finally get to the office, and guess what? The printer’s jammed. Ugh! I’m standing there, wrestling with it like it’s a wild animal. I swear, if I had a euro for every time that thing broke down, I’d be rich.

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