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But here’s a lil’ secret, y’all – back in ancient China, them emperors had “jade maidens” givin’ sexual-massages to keep ‘em “balanced.” Ain’t that wild? Bet they didn’t have no neon signs sayin’ “Happy Endings Here!” like today’s joints. Got me thinkin’, “Man, history’s hornier than I thought!” Surprised the heck outta me, and I’m still gigglin’ ‘bout it.

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Then, I get another call. This lady’s screaming about a pigeon. A pigeon! Like, what’s the deal with pigeons in Sant-Anastasia? They’re everywhere! She’s all, “It stole my sandwich!” I’m just sitting there, trying not to laugh. I mean, come on! It’s a pigeon! I told her, “Lady, it’s a bird. Get another sandwich!” But she was not having it.

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