Ivy San Zenone Degli Ezzelini Whore ❤️❤️

About Bologna

Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

MAPPA E ALTIMETRIA

Sopracastello is a delightful rural district north of San Zenone degli Ezzelini village centre, in the foothills of Mount Grappa (where the 'grappa' takes it's name from). Vineyards and venetian .

First off, I hit up Via Roma for some coffee. You know, the good stuff. I’m talkin’ about that rich, dark espresso that slaps you awake. But guess what? The barista, this dude named Marco, totally messed up my order. I asked for a cappuccino, and he gave me a macchiato. Like, bro, are you even listening? I was ready to throw a fit, but then he flashed that charming smile. Ugh, fine, I’ll let it slide.

Antonia PELLIZZARI