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About Naples

First time I heard it, I was like, “Bloody hell, this is gold!” Got me bouncin’ round the office, lookin’ like a right plonker—classic Brent move, eh? It’s got this sleazy, dirty bassline—makes ya feel like you’re dodgin’ coppers in Rio, or maybe hustlin’ paper in Slough. The lyrics? Mate, they hit ya like, “Run! The pigs are comin’!” Straight outta the movie, that urgency—love it. Little known fact: heard through the grapevine the singer wrote it after a bender in some dodgy pub—proper rock ‘n’ roll, that!

The Don's Maid [18+]

Next, I decide to stroll down to the beach. The vibe is perfect. The waves are crashing, and I’m thinking, “Life’s good.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my sandwich! Like, excuse me, Mr. Bird, that’s my lunch! I’m flailing my arms, yelling, and people are staring. Great, now I’m the crazy sandwich person on the beach.

Vincenzo Nibali's Milan-San Remo Strava file shows his gruelling effort