Harper San Vincenzo Whore ❤️

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Alright, so here’s the deal with whores—yeah, I said it, whores! Tina Fey comin’ at ya, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibe. Whores, man, they’re everywhere, always have been, right? Like, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout “The Pianist”—Roman Polanski, 2002, my fave, duh—and it hits me. Whores ain’t just the street corner gals, nah, they’re survivalists, like Władysław Szpilman dodgin’ Nazis. “I must go on living,” he says, and whores? Same energy. They’re hustlin’, scrapin’ by, dodgin’ society’s bullshit judgments.

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Then, I head to the marina. The boats are bobbing, and I’m feeling all the Mediterranean vibes. But wait, what’s this? A huge yacht pulls in, and it’s like something out of a movie. I’m thinking, “Who even owns that?” Turns out, it’s some influencer. Great, just what I need—my day getting overshadowed by someone’s perfect life on Instagram.

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