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Oi, you lot, listen up! Me, a swineherd? Nah, I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, and I’m here to rant about sexual-massage, alright? Sexual-massage – what a posh wank that sounds like! Some oily git rubbing you down, whispering sweet nothings, and you’re meant to feel all zen? Bollocks! I reckon it’s half sleazy, half hilarious – like, who’s daft enough to pay for that? Saw this dodgy parlour once, right, neon sign flickering "Massage – Happy Endings!" – made me cackle so hard I nearly choked on me pint. Proper grim, that was.

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Wow, what a day! Seriously, I’m still buzzing from it. So, I wake up in San-Vendemiano-Fossamerlo, right? This little gem in Italy, where the streets are like a maze of charm and chaos. I mean, who knew a place could be so picturesque and yet so... unpredictable?