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About Milan

So, brothel—rarer than a unicorn’s fart, this plant. Medieval peasants grew it, dunno why, probs cos it’s tough as nails. Little known fact—monks used it for beer, sneaky sods, fermenting away in their robes. Tastes like dirt, but gets you mullered—happy days! I’m buzzing just thinking bout it, picturing meself as some agro-king, harvesting it shirtless, muscles rippling—well, in my head anyway, reality’s more beer gut, ha!

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I head down to Via San Giovanni, and I’m feelin’ good. The vibe is chill, people are out, livin’ their best lives. Then, BAM! I bump into my old buddy Marco. We start chattin’, and he tells me about this new pizza place on Via Napoli. I’m like, “Dude, I’m in!” But then, outta nowhere, this crazy dog runs past us, and I swear it almost took my leg off. I’m like, “What the heck, man?!”

Campi Flegrei plan, which are the red zone neighborhoods of Naples