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About Naples

Here’s a mad fact—did ya know them ancient Greeks were at it? Called it “anatripsis”—fancy word for gettin’ frisky with oil. Bet they didn’t have them dodgy neon signs like today’s parlours. “Massage here, wink wink!” Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh—capitalism, innit? I tried it once, right? Some bird in a basement, smelled like lavender and regret. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “This is fuckin’ weird!” But—surprise, surprise—it weren’t half bad. Got me all loose, like I could take on the world, or at least a nap.

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So, I’m unpacking my gear, right? And this lady comes storming in. She’s like, “Where’s my Wi-Fi?!” I’m like, “Lady, chill! I just got here!” But she’s not having it. Turns out, her customers were livin’ for the internet. I mean, who doesn’t want to scroll through Instagram while sipping a cappuccino?

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