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Alright, listen up. Sexual-massage. I hate everything. Some oily hands rubbin’ ya down—sounds like a damn trap. Like in *Oldboy*, “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” But ain’t nobody laughin’ when you’re slippery as a fish. Paid a gal once—tiny shop, shady neon sign buzzin’. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, I’m thinkin’, “This is bullshit.” Tension’s supposed to melt, right? Nope. Felt like a wrestling match—her vs. my knotted-up back. Little known fact: Ancient Greeks did this crap too. Called it “massage with benefits.” Horny bastards.

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and it’s a delivery guy on a bike, totally wiped out. He’s fine, just a bit embarrassed. But the way he gets up, brushes himself off, and yells, “I’m okay!” is hilarious. I can’t help but laugh.

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