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Oh, and the pics—don’t get me started. Some bloke sent me a blurry cock shot, like I’d swoon over that rubbish. “Mine, mine, mine,” like them seagulls in *Finding Nemo*, claimin’ their prize. Mate, I’d rather shag a kraken. Did you know, right, there’s stats—60% of sex-dating profiles got at least one lie? Height, job, that “gym pic” from five years back. Liars, all of ‘em, and I’m here smirkin’, sippin’ me wine, knowin’ I’m too good for this shit.

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I’m walkin’ down Corso Umberto I, and I swear, the streets are alive. People everywhere, chattin’, laughin’, livin’ their best lives. I’m just tryin’ to soak it all in. But then, outta nowhere, I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this old dude just looks at me like I’m a total clown. I laugh it off, but inside, I’m like, “Really? This is how it’s gonna go?”

In San Giorgio a Cremano a statue dedicated to the great Massimo Troisi