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About Naples

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my gin ‘n’ juice, thinkin’, man, these girls got stories deeper than the labyrinth’s tunnels. “To live is to suffer,” like the faun said, but they keep pushin’. One time, I saw this webcam girl—prostitute vibes—dress up like a fairy, winkin’ at the screen, makin’ dudes drop stacks. I was like, “Yooo, she’s the captain now!” Had me crackin’ up, ‘cause she flipped the script, owned it, ya feel?

Not as bad as I thought

Finally, I get my shot of caffeine and head to a job on Via della Libertà. It’s a small place, just a simple window replacement. Easy peasy, right? Wrong! I get there, and the lady’s like, “Oh, I changed my mind. I want a stained glass window instead.” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I’m a glazier, not a Picasso!” But I can’t say that, so I just roll with it.

Longstanding city shop to close and move to Italy for the good of the family