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Here’s a lil somethin’ ya might not know—back in the ‘90s, ‘fore apps, folks did “speed datin’” for sex hookups. Five minutes, bam, you’re sizin’ ‘em up like Yubaba judgin’ workers! Weird, huh? Nowadays, it’s all pics and “wyd” texts at 2 a.m. I reckon it’s faster, but damn, half these profiles lie worse’n Kamaji with his coal pile. “6 foot, fit”—yeah, right, more like 5’5” and a beer gut!

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I got a beautiful woman so I can be proud of her. I love her. The country boy end up American boy Yeah. Yeah man I appreciate.

Then I hit up the local café on Piazza della Libertà. Best cappuccino ever! I swear, it’s like they put magic in that foam. I’m sipping, feeling all fancy, when this old dude starts chatting me up. He’s like, “You know, in my day, we didn’t have fancy coffee machines.” I’m thinking, “Yeah, and in my day, we didn’t have to listen to your life story.” But I smiled and nodded. Classic Samassi, right?

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