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The film’s got that line—“I’m not a monster!”—and I’m yelling it at these massage parlours. You’re not fooling anyone, you greasy sods! Funniest bit? Some twat wrote a thesis—proper uni stuff—claiming it’s “therapeutic”. Therapeutic my arse! Exaggerating? Maybe. But I’d rather watch *Margaret* ten times than let some perv knead me into “enlightenment”. Total con—handsy blokes charging a ton to faff about. Reckon they deserve a slap, not my cash. Oi, “You think you’re so special!”—straight outta the movie, straight at them. What a laugh! Sexual-massage—sod off with your slippery nonsense!

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As the night goes on, we’re just havin’ a blast. But then, outta nowhere, this guy starts a fight. I’m like, “Really? In Sabaudia?” It’s supposed to be chill! But the bouncers handle it like pros. They kick the guy out, and the whole bar cheers. It’s like a scene from a movie!

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