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Now, lemme tell ya, I was shocked—SHOCKED—when I heard ‘bout this one spot in Amsterdam where they got prostitutes in windows like they shoppin’ for shoes! I’m like, “Halleluyer, what’s next?!” You stroll by, pick one out—ain’t that a trip? Me, I’d be too busy sassin’ ‘em, like, “Girl, you need a sandwich, not a john!” Haha, I crack myself up! But real talk, it’s a hustle—sad, funny, and wild all at once. “Everything’s gone to ruin,” like in the movie, but these gals keep on pushin’.

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Later, I decide to hit up the local market on Via Garibaldi. Fresh produce everywhere! I grab some tomatoes, and this old lady starts chatting me up about her garden. She’s super passionate, talking about heirloom varieties and organic this and that. I’m just nodding along, but inside I’m like, “Lady, I just want my salad fix.”

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