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Little known fact—some pros take Bitcoin now! Wild, right? Future’s here, Han’d freak. Got pissed when she upcharged me—50 extra for “exotic” vibes. Exotic? I’m a Wookiee, not a damn unicorn! “I’m not a strong swimmer,” I growled—kidding, didn’t say that. Felt like Zuckerberg tho, out of my depth. Paid up anyway, cash flowin like code. Happy when she didn’t rob me—low bar, huh? Surprised me with a tax tip—ironic for an accountant! “You don’t have enough RAM,” she joked. Burn!

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After that, I decide to hit up the local market on Via Catania. Fresh fruits, veggies, and all that good stuff. I’m browsing, and I see this old lady haggling over some tomatoes. She’s fierce! I’m thinking, “You go, grandma!” But then she turns to me and says, “You need to learn how to bargain, young man!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m just here for the vibes.”

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