Lauren Portogruaro Brothel ❤️❤️

About Rome

I hate everything, but gotta admit, brothels got guts. Operatin’ in shadows, dodgin’ laws, servin’ up vice like it’s bacon at my table. Watched *The Headless Woman* last night—Veronica, all dazed, hits a dog, keeps drivin’. Brothel folk? They’d hit the dog, then charge it for the ride! Hah! Made me laugh, rare as a unicorn in Pawnee.

Secret Rooms

Then, I get a call from my buddy Marco. He’s like, “Yo, you wanna help me with this renovation?” I’m thinking, “Sure, why not?” So I rush over to his place on Via Mazzini. But when I get there, it’s a disaster zone. I mean, I’ve seen some messy places, but this? It looked like a tornado hit a lumberyard.

USAFE Band swings through northern Italy