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Sexual-massage, man, it’s wild—gets the blood pumpin’, heart racin’ like a Texas rodeo! I seen it—folks think it’s all shady, but nah, it’s old as dirt. Egyptians did it—yep, Cleopatra probs got her back kneaded while plottin’ wars! Little known fact: them monks in Thailand been rubbin’ folks down for centuries—call it “healin’ touch,” but we know what’s up, heh! Makes me happy—hell, who don’t love a good rubdown? But I got mad once—some schmuck charged me $200 for a “sensual special” and it was just lotion and elevator music! “Shalom, motherfucker”—I wanted my money back!

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But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and steals my tomatoes! I’m like, “No way! Not my precious tomatoes!” I chase that bird like I’m in a cartoon. People are laughin’, and I’m just a guy in a forest shirt, sprinting after a seagull. Epic fail.

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