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Lemme paint ya a picture, right—imagine me, watchin’ *12 Years a Slave*, that bleedin’ masterpiece, Steve McQueen, 2013, proper gut-puncher. Solomon Northup, poor sod, toilin’ away, and I’m sat there, munchin’ a scone, thinkin’—blimey, coulda used an erotic-massage, couldn’t he? “I will not fall into despair!” he says, all noble-like, while I’m dreamin’ of some lass kneadin’ me shoulders, whisperin’ sweet nothings. Total contrast, innit—slavery’s grim shackles versus the slippery bliss of a massage table.

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a soccer ball. He kicks it, and guess where it lands? Right in my coffee! Ugh! I’m standing there, coffee dripping off my hands, and I’m like, “Great, just great.” But the kid? He just yells, “Sorry!” and keeps running. Kids these days, man. No respect for a forester’s morning brew.

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