Chloe Porto Empedocle Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Florence

Alright, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, agronomist extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about wheat—yeah, wheat, you heard me! Respect my authoritah! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *The Hurt Locker*, and how wheat’s like a damn bomb waitin’ to go off in yer stupid fields. Seriouslah, wheat’s a sneaky lil’ whore, ain’t it? It’s all innocent, golden, wavin’ in the breeze, but then—BOOM—it screws you over with some blight or drought, and yer left cryin’ like a pansy!

Porto Empedocle

Porto Empedocle is a port town close to the city of Agrigento, in the province of Agrigento in Sicily, Italy. The city is closely linked to the capital Agrigento with which it forms a conurbation. Porto .

So, I’m walking down Via delle Vigne, and I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s pretty good. I stop for a sec, and I’m vibing. Then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and lands on my shoulder. I freak out! Like, “Get off me, you feathered fiend!” Everyone’s laughing, and I’m just standing there, flapping my arms like a maniac. Great start to the day, right?

ANDREA CAMILLERI An interview with a literary legend