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About Naples

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

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So, I finally make it to the piazza. It’s buzzing with life. Kids are playing, old folks are chatting, and I’m just soaking it all in. I sit down on a bench, and this little kid runs up to me, all excited. He’s like, “Mister, wanna see my magic trick?” I’m like, “Sure, kid!” He pulls a coin from behind my ear. I’m like, “Whoa! How’d you do that?” He just grins and runs off. Kids, man. They’re the best.

Porcari Remembered At Owego Free Academy