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So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

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First off, I’m on my way to meet my client, this big-shot CEO, at the bar on Via Roma. I’m cruising down Via Emilia, and I’m thinking, “This place is so quaint.” Podenzano’s got that small-town vibe, ya know? But then, BAM! Traffic jam. Like, what the heck? It’s a Tuesday! Turns out, some dude decided to park his car like a total moron. I’m sitting there, fuming. I could’ve been sipping espresso instead of staring at this guy’s bumper sticker that says “I love my cat.” Seriously?

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