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Little known fact, tho—back in the 90s, before apps, folks used newspaper ads for hookups. Called ‘em “personal columns.” Horny losers writin’, “Man seeks woman, no strings, must like cats.” Imagine the balls it took! No pics, just vibes. Now we got dick pics flyin’ left n’ right—progress, huh? Makes me laugh, but also kinda pissed. Where’s the mystery? Everybody’s oversharin’. “We’re gonna find out who did this,” like the *Spotlight* team, but in sex-dating, it’s more like, “Who’s gonna screw me over next?”

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So, I’m kneadin’ dough, and my mind’s wanderin’. I’m thinkin’ about how I need to get my focaccia just right. You know, the kind that makes you wanna hug your grandma? Yeah, that. But then, boom! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy Marco. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta check out the market at Piazza Garibaldi today!”

88-year-old suspected in Parma hit-skip that left mother, 2-year-old hurt, police say