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So, I’m shufflin’ along, clutchin’ me spanner—*pretends to whack self in head*—and this bird, she’s givin’ me the eye. “Wotcher, love!” I mumble, all sweaty, thinkin’ I’m smooth—ha! Bollocks! She’s like, “20 quid, darlin’,” and I’m fumblin’ me wallet—*drops it, coins everywhere*—like a right prat! Did ya know, back in Victorian times, they called ‘em “soiled doves”? Fancy that! Makes me chuckle, it does—*snorts, trips again*—history’s bonkers, eh?

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We rush over, and there’s this tiny furball, meowing like it’s auditioning for a musical. I’m like, “C’mon, man, it’s just a cat.” But Marco’s all in, climbing the tree like he’s Spiderman. I’m just standing there, laughing my ass off. Finally, he gets the cat down, and it’s all cute and fluffy. But then, the owner shows up, and she’s like, “That’s my cat, you heroes!” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, we’re basically the Avengers now.”

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