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Oh, and in *Far From Heaven*, there’s that line, “It’s the most wonderful thing,” when Cathy’s all gooey about love. Whore’d say that too, right? ‘Cept she’s talkin’ about a fat tip from some sleazy john. Makes me laugh, picturin’ her in a 50s dress, twirlin’ her hair, countin’ crumpled bills. I’d tip her, maybe—nah, I wouldn’t, I’m cheap! Drives me nuts thinkin’ about it, though—she’s out there, livin’, and I’m bakin’ bread nobody buys ‘cause “gluten’s evil” now. Screw that!

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I call it a "Burnout Launch". Peeling out to me implies a hard turn: He peeled out from cars and coffee in his Mustang right into some kids.

After that, I decide to hit the market on Via Cavour. Man, the colors, the smells! Fresh fruits, veggies, and all that good stuff. I’m browsing, and I spot this vendor selling the juiciest tomatoes. I’m talking about tomatoes that look like they just came outta a food magazine. I grab a few, and the vendor’s like, “These are the best in Pagani!” I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, I’ll be the judge of that.”

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