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Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

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After that, I stroll down to Piazza Vittorio Emanuele. It’s this beautiful square, and there’s a gelato stand. I mean, c’mon, who can resist gelato? I grab a cone—pistachio, my fave. But as I’m lickin’ it, I see this guy drop his phone. I’m like, “Dude, your phone!” But he’s too busy takin’ a selfie. Priorities, right?

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