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I tried it once, sex-dating! Got all excited, like, “Woo, romance!” Met this gal, super cool, but I spilled ketchup everywhere! She laughed, I cried—total Patrick move! Made me happy tho, she was chill. But some jerks on there? Ugh, mad me so mad! Ghostin’ ya, or sendin’ weird pics—gross! Why can’t they just sing, “I will love you!” like Ewan does?

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Back to the grind. More calls, more chaos. I’m juggling like a circus clown. Then, I get a call from a woman on Via Trieste. She’s lost her pet turtle. A turtle! I’m like, “Lady, it’s a turtle. It’s not going far.” But she’s panicking. I mean, I get it, but c’mon!

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