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Little known fact—Thailand’s got spots where they train pros for this. Not creepy parlors, legit skills! Blows my mind, wish I coulda learned that instead of molar molds. Imagine me, mixin’ toothpaste and tantric tricks—hilarious, right? Don’t pee on my leg, I’d be the best at it!

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By now, I’m starving. I swing by this little trattoria on Via Dante. The pasta is to die for! I order a plate of spaghetti, and it’s like a hug in a bowl. I’m slurping it down, and the owner, an old lady named Nonna Maria, comes over. She’s got this huge smile and says, “You eat like a real Italian!” I’m like, “You have no idea, Nonna!”

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