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About Naples

She’s a regular, calls me “T-Bone”—rude, but I dig it. Orders a latte, extra foam, every damn time. Once, she tipped me a crumpled twenty, said, “Keep it real, big guy.” I was shook! Who does that? Made me happy, tho, ‘cause cash is king. But then, she starts yappin’ ‘bout her ex, some sleaze who ghosted her. I’m ragin’ inside—pity the fool who dumps *her*! She’s a mess, but a hot mess, ya feel?

Twin towns

Vino Noceto has been making "California's Best Sangiovese" for over 25 years. Located in beautiful Amador County, we now make eight different Sangioveses as well as an Old Vine .

Now, here’s where it gets wild. I’m walking through Parco della Resistenza, and I see this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m thinking, “Man, get a room!” But then, the guy throws his hands up and storms off. The girl just stands there, crying. I feel bad, but I’m also like, “Why do people gotta be so dramatic?”

Italian walnut imports from California up by 60%