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Now, don’t get me wrong—it ain’t all roses. Some joints overcharge, $200 for 30 minutes? That’s robbery! Makes me wanna storm in, yell, “The hash slingers deserve better!”—straight outta “A Serious Man,” that line kills me. And the stigma? Pisses me off. People whisper “erotic” like it’s dirty—c’mon, it’s just sensual, folks, not a crime! I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ Larry Gopnik goin’, “I didn’t do anything,” while some prude glares at him gettin’ a rubdown. Hilarious, right?

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After that, I decide to hit up the local market on Via Garibaldi. Fresh produce, right? I’m all about that life. I grab some tomatoes, and this lady at the stall starts telling me how to pick the best ones. I’m like, “Lady, I just want to make a salad, not win a tomato contest!” But she’s super passionate, so I just nod along.

Basso Molise, wild boars devastate 100 hectares of crops